Post siesta we began our night at
Cafe Tortoni for a tango show. (thank you so much Carlos for recommending this place! it was perfect!) Cafe Tortoni is 150 years old and truly is reminiscent of the old
Buenos Aires. It's a lovely cafe. We were seated in a smaller private room where they do the tango show. The show was fantastic!! It included a band, a singer and of course the dancers. The band was adorable, all dressed in black shirts with white ties. The
accordion player was our favorite. He had to be early 70's and had this fantastic face. He was so serious playing and then the second he stepped off the stage he had this big adorable smile. Also in the band was this great piano player with a huge handlebar mustache, a violinist and a bass player. The singer was this probably 50 year old woman in black pants and a tube top with too much makeup and big hair, but it worked. And she rocked. She was sort of the emcee of the night if you will. But she did these very dramatic songs that were part singing, part acting. And even though we had no idea what she was singing it didn't matter bec. you could still feel it by the way she acted. And her voice was phenomenal! The dancers were of course amazing. They probably did about 5 different dances so it was neat to see all the different interpretations of the tango. i preferred the first which was the angry/dramatic one. Lots of long angry stares, near kisses and passionate dancing. truly truly beautiful. all of it was. We had champagne and some of the
churros and hot chocolate which the book recommended. So it was fun to have dessert before dinner and top it off with champagne. :) We also had lovely dinner company, a couple from the Netherlands, who were very very sweet. It truly was the best place to see the tango; exactly what we were looking for: not too touristy, an intimate setting and a true feeling of old Buenos Aires. perfecto
Dinner was at
Olsen's (yes family, i was getting back to my Norwegian roots). It was a fabulously designed Scandanavian restaurant in Palermo. We had cocktails instead of wine since vodka really was the drink to get there. ANd trust me, listening to Stephanie order a pink flamingo was priceless! haha Dinner was good, not as good as cluny, but then what is.
So after dinner dressed in our finest we hit the town for a night at the discos. We headed to a club we heard was great and it turns out it was closed, as apparently were a lot of the clubs since it's summer vacation for the Argentines. Fortunately for us Leo, our cabbie, was in his 20's and recommended another club for us to go to that had dancing and more importantly, was open. Well I can't remember the name of this club, but the experience was priceless. We pay our cover charge, turn the corner getting ready to dance and instead walk into this huge space with tons of people in their 20's sitting at tables watching a sort of
stand-up drag queen show. You can only imagine the look on our faces. Fortunately our admission ticket came with a free drink so we beelined for the bar to get our tasty free beer (we're pretty sure the name translated to "Beast" in English, which was appropriate). So we sat down to watch the drag show, not sure what kind of club this was and deathly afraid that the queen would pick on us as part of her show. When "her" show ended we saw two people in sailors outfits walk up to the stage and we thought... yep, this is about to get even more interesting.
Sailor number 1 did a strip show and although it was a pretty convincing outfit and body, the person was definitely a man, just with breast implants, and scary ones at that. Because yes, he, or she rather, did take the top off and start dancing. Stephanie and i kept cracking up looking at each other like, "where the hell are we??!!! and how did we go from the Tango to this??!!"
The last act was a male stripper which really was equally disturbing, but of course funny. and yes, we have some pictures to support this. FINALLY the stripping ceased and the music commenced. Music from a band though, and a bad one at that. We knew it was going to be bad when the first song they launched into was Shania Twain's "I feel like a Woman" though when this singer sang it it was more like, "I feel like a Homan" pretty funny. and seriously, we heard this song multiple times on the trip. South America has a weird obsession with it, Maroon 5 and YMCA. Anyways, the music stayed bad, like music at a bad wedding. But we made the best of it and just cheesed it up on the dance floor. So although we truly time traveled from the tango of buenos aires past to the drag stripping of present, it was a fun night fully of funny stories.